WARNING—The following text is filled with "corny" and "get over yourself" statements. For those of you with weak hearts and/or stomachs, you are strongly advised to skip this page or you may be subjecting yourselves to severe eyeball rolling. This has been a public service announcement from the council on keeping unfamous people humble.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are nice, but they are not my favorite things. One of my favorite things in the whole world is the piano and I swear by the quality and affordability of the Yamaha name. I have a Yamaha C7 piano and I give it a good beating four hours a day. It's built like a tank and can take anything I dish out. You can look at their catalog and find a dealer near you online at www.yamaha.com. To play the piano, I need music and when I need to learn a song or piece that I do not have I run to the computer and type in www.musicnotes.com. They have thousands of songs in their files and you can download most of them and print them off with a quick click of the mouse and a few dollars. After printing off my music and practicing for four hours, I'm pretty thirsty that's when I reach for the world's best mineral water from Perrier. You can view different Perrier products, look up drink recipes, get help with planning a party and much more online at www.usa.perrier.com. While sipping on my Perrier, I watch my plasma TV from Panasonic. We did the research, Panasonic seems to be the best. And, now you can get the best for a lot less than you could last year at this time. Check out all the Panasonic products at www.panasonic.com. While watching TV, my favorite show, South Park, comes on. It's hilarious cartoonage with pearls of wisdom strewn throughout. Check out all the characters online at www.southparkstudios.com. When I turn the TV off I pop in a CD of my favorite woman in the world—aside from my mother and my three sisters—Dolly Parton. I've never met her, but she seems as sweet and wonderful as her inspiring music. I'll be lucky enough to see her in concert in February—Happy Birthday to me! Check out the musical world of Dolly online at www.dollyon-line.com. After having my heart stirred by the beautiful music of Dolly, I decide to celebrate life with a nice glass of champagne in my new Baccarat crystal champagne flute. This has to be one of my most favorite things. Baccarat is the world's finest and most beautiful crystal, in my humble opinion. They carry everything from vases to wine glasses to figurines to jewelry and much more. You can check them out online at www.baccarat.com. When my dogs Britney and Christina bite, or when a bee stings, or just when I'm feeling sad, I simply go online and shop for my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad.
